Apr 2, 2008

THINGS TO CONSIDER WHEN YOU'RE BORED

So, I'm on week three of sick kids which has severly limited my time out in the real world. "Incarceration" does strange things to the mind. Here are a couple of random questions for anyone else struggling with boredom.

  1. Why is it when your sleeping it`s called drool but when your awake its called spit?
  2. Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white?
  3. Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the car-pool lane?
  4. Can Bald people have Hairline fractures?
  5. If nobody buys a ticket to a movie do they still show it?
  6. If you have a cold hot pocket, is it just a pocket?
  7. Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
  8. When the French swear do they say pardon my English?
  9. Could you be a closet claustrophobic?
  10. Can you cry under water?

3 comments:

Dave said...

I've always questioned why they have brail at a DRIVE UP ATM machine...

j.q. said...

How is it possible to have a civil war?

tanyawebster said...

you need a girls night in a baaaaad way girlie...that's all i'm sayin' *wink*...i'll be praying for you ALL!